Donald Trump is making news on this Presidents Day already.
Trump is probably too old to have gotten a participant trophy for soccer. They didn’t hand them out like diuretics at a nursing home back in the days when he was a wee lad. Now he wants his own trophe, or more correctly, his (apos)trophe. Wow, that is really a stretch, even for me.
Presidents Day? Nope, this day is not about a general milieu of presidents. This is about him. And isn’t General Milieu under consideration as National Security Advisor?
Presidents’ Day? Ah, the plural possessive form that literally nobody understands how to use properly, and certainly not Trump. Misusing an apostrophe? Trump says, “Your fired.”
President’s Day? He gets this. The day is his. Enjoy suckling at his presidential teat on President’s Day as the fake media writes that he has man boobs.
Someone got their phone back! These are just 2 intelligence-related tweets from a Trump tweet-storm this morning …
OK Donnie, you don’t have to repeat it over and over again. We get it. You don’t like intelligence. You don’t have to tweet it. We can tell just by looking at your Cabinet.
I really can’t add much to this except to say that this is a 100% real tweet …
Fox News had a slightly different perspective to tweet on the Women’s March …
Trump tweeted out this pic of himself hand-writing his inauguration speech himself on a pad of paper.
Maybe the Trump Wranglers want to go just a little easier on the embalming fluid colonics. And is he writing that in the shower?
Donald Trump cranked up his Twitter machine in the wee hours of this morning and spewed forth this wretched chunk of vitriol from the Trump Vomitorium of Ideas …
Lincoln Chafee announced he is leaving the Democratic presidential primary race. Twitter and facebook responded by not blowing up.
When reached for comment, both Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders asked, “Who?” Martin O’Malley, missing since he announced his candidacy, could not be located for comment.