Good vs Bad Ideas

I fancy myself an idea person, although I readily admit that most of my ideas are bad. I like to think that I have had so many bad ideas in my life that I have become a pretty good judge of ideas. I’ll give you an example.

Area Democrats are marching in the local St. Patrick’s Day Parade this Saturday. I will be marching with my daughter, unless it is too cold, or rainy, or if she gets a better offer. Then I’ll be proudly walking without my daughter and just with my fellow Democrats, flipping off anyone in the crowd with a MAGA hat on. Just kidding. I wouldn’t do that. But a MAGA-hatted parade watcher was flipping off Democrats in the last parade I marched in. Those MAGAts are class acts.

Anyway, a fellow Democrat offered the following ideas for the parade via email …

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Make America Smart Again

I know there are people who want America to be great again. I am thankful for that, because it really has been such a shitshow recently.  I am understandably a bit nervous since the people who have turned America into a shitshow are the same people promising to make America great again.

As for me, I just want America to be smarter. Case in point is this letter I received. This shows America in all its glorious dumbosity, not just in one way, but several that I will enumerate for you.

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The Horrors of War

Prelude to War

I stumbled out of bed early yesterday and looked for my weapon. Yes, I was headed to war. If you don’t know what I am talking about, please read about the Civil War II. But I knew there would be nothing civil about it. I grabbed some grub, printed my map and headed for the battlefield with my weapon of choice …

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M A S D A

No, this is not a post with bad spelling about a MAZDA automobile. I know we are all working hard to MAGA – Make America Great Again by attempting to take away each other’s healthcare and giving YUGE tax cuts to the wealthy and corporations, but I’d be happy with taking baby steps in that direction. How about this? I would be happy if something could be done to stop this from happening to my car seat every time I open the car door on a snowy day.

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Resist Trump (from the comfort of your home)

No matter where you are in this world, I challenge you to Resist Trump today with just a few keystrokes.

First, click this link … https://www.eventbrite.com/e/maga-illinois-expo-rally-tickets-39191631224?utm_source=eb_email&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=order_confirmation_email&utm_term=eventname&ref=eemailordconf

It should open a new window (so enable pop-ups) that allows you to register for an upcoming MAGA event in Illinois, my home state. Click to register and grab your FREE tickets. You don’t have to have any intention of attending, but your 2 tickets will keep 2 Trump supporters from attending.

Regardless of where you are … Mexico, UK, Australia, Canada, Russia, or right here in Illinois in the USA, grab some tix today before Trumpanzees do. And then share that link with your friends so that they can reserve tix. Let’s make sure this event for a sell out is sold out. Resist!