Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump rolled out his FIRST plan today. FIRST stands for Fix It Right Says Trump, and is meant to be a team-focused attempt to address America’s problems with teams being led by experts on those issues.
Donald Trump himself heads the America FIRST team, and has started making appointments to head his various FIRST teams that will tackle and fix America’s problems.
Here are some of the team leaders Trump has appointed so far …
Paul Manafort – Russia FIRST
Bernie Madoff – Business FIRST
Roger Ailes – Women FIRST
Jerry Sandusky & Jared Fogle (depending upon availability) – Kids FIRST
David Duke – BLM FIRST
Josh Duggar – Family FIRST
Wayne LaPierre – Gun Control FIRST
Chris Christie – Nutrition FIRST
Dr Ben Carson – Narcolepsy FIRST
And as always, Trump has turned to his beloved family for assistance …
Melania Trump – Immigration FIRST
Ivanka Trump – Hot Daughters FIRST
Donald Trump Jr. – Endangered Species FIRST