Moore Changes Coming

Today is election day in Alabama for the Senate seat vacated by Jeff Sessions. The Alabama GOP and the RNC have done everything possible to replace a racist with a racist, homophobic, misogynistic, evangelical Christian alleged pedophile. Say that 3 times fast. If Alabama does send Roy Moore to the US Senate, plans can move forward with the following changes for Alabama …

The Alabama state insect can be changed from the Monarch Butterfly to the Cockroach.

The state bird of Alabama will be changed from the Northern Flicker to the Yellow Bellied Sapsucker.

No longer will the Black Bear be the state animal of Alabama. Welcome the Weasel (including sub-species like the Lyin’ Weasel and the Treason Weasel) as the new state animal of Alabama.

The blackberry will no longer be the official fruit of Alabama as Roy Moore does not tolerate “fruits” in his state.

The Southern Longleaf Pine will lose its grip on the title of Alabama state tree as the Cherry assumes that mantle.

Whiskey will no longer be known as the state beverage of Alabama as a Virgin Anything will be established as the state drink.

Moore cartoon crop

God help us all if Alabama actually sends this piece of garbage to the Senate.





2 thoughts on “Moore Changes Coming

  1. I’m so ready for this to be over, my hometown needs to step out of the news for a hot minute! There was a moron outside the entrance to my subdivision this morning almost causing wrecks shoving “vote for Moore” signs in front of cars! I’m beginning to think the movie Idiocracy was more of a documentary, giving us a heads up.

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  2. I’m really counting on the good people of Alabama to rise up today and send a message that we need honorable people to represent us in politics at the local level on up to the national level. Thank you in advance for voting.

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