The Liberal Media Invades Football (satire alert!)

October 25, 2022October 26, 2022 ~ Jim Flanigan ~ 1 Comment

I think I finally understand the complaints about the liberal media. It all became perfectly clear as I watched my beloved Chicago Bears dismantle the New England Patriots on Monday Night Football last night. Take a look at who Peyton and Eli Manning had as a guest on their Manningcast.

That’s right. A liberal former Democrat President who had nothing to do with football during his career. How about having a qanonservative former Republican President as a guest who actually owned a professional football team? Here’s the story.

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Flies On Washington Walls #169 – Obamagate Explained in a Special Multi-Panel Edition

May 14, 2020 ~ Jim Flanigan

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Time to Come Clean

March 14, 2019 ~ Jim Flanigan ~ 1 Comment

Being on the road again, I had hoped to bring you some Americana sightseeing tales and pics. However, inclement weather interceded, so I will bring you another travel tip. I know what you’re thinking, “Please, not another post about hotel soap.”

“But … but … hotel soap is an integral part of my business travel,” I protest. How about a Trumpy soap post? I know you want it. Let’s go.

When presented with 2 soap choices, always use the smaller one and take the larger soap home.

Now, I know Trump supporters may struggle with how to determine which is larger and which is smaller. I’ll try and make it relatable for them.

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420 Reasons JB is OK

November 9, 2018November 9, 2018 ~ Jim Flanigan

As a Democratic Precinct Committeeperson, I worked for the election of billionaire JB Pritzker as Governor of Illinois. He won. I received no monetary remuneration for my work, despite the whole billionaire thing. I did get some tickets to go see President Obama speak last week, courtesy of the JB Pritzker campaign.

It was a 3PM rally with doors opening at 1:30PM. I didn’t need to sit close. I figured I would stroll in about 2:55PM and sit in an upper deck seat. Nope. It was suggested to me that I best be in line at noon … in the cold … in the rain … with my 10 year old, because of this fine print …

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Explosive Story

October 24, 2018October 24, 2018 ~ Jim Flanigan

Breaking News …

Jim Flanigan Looks at the World has exclusively obtained a picture of the potentially explosive package sent to the Clintons, but intercepted by authorities …

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I Missed a Wedding Anniversary

January 25, 2018 ~ Jim Flanigan

Gulp. I hate when that happens. It is really the worst. I shouldn’t miss it after all these years, but I did. I didn’t see any signs, any hints, any tweets.

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Oil’s Bad That Ends Bad

November 7, 2017November 7, 2017 ~ Jim Flanigan

One year ago, after a long & divisive presidential campaign, there was still one thing that united Democrats and Republicans … universal loathing of the Dakota Access Pipeline (DAPL). Ruining the environment and desecrating sacred Native American lands had struck a bipartisan chord across the USA. We all opposed big oil sticking their pipeline where it didn’t belong, regardless of whether you listened to NPR or InfoWars.

Allow me to take you back one year ago …

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Bigly Remarks

April 25, 2017 ~ Jim Flanigan

If a Trump tweet has spelling errors, it must be authentic, right?

March 22, 2017March 22, 2017 ~ Jim Flanigan

You’re Fired & Wiretapped!

March 15, 2017March 15, 2017 ~ Jim Flanigan

Today Donald Trump clarified his claim of being “wiretapped” by President Obama by expanding the definition of wiretapping to include Obama watching Trump on The Apprentice.

Trump Reveals Obama Cat-astrophe!

March 5, 2017March 5, 2017 ~ Jim Flanigan

Tweets, Taps & Ties, Oh My!

March 4, 2017March 4, 2017 ~ Jim Flanigan

The Hirsute Orange Turd that the American Electorate left steaming on the lawn of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue just dropped a serious tweetstorm onto former President Obama …

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Obama’s Oversight

January 28, 2017 ~ Jim Flanigan

A week after leaving office in an exclusive interview with our crack investigative team, President Obama admitted a major oversight during his administration. “I’m not really sure how we missed it,” puzzled the former President. “Everyone knew we were going to do it, and then we just never got around to it.”

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Trump Causes Obama Hospitalization

November 16, 2016 ~ Jim Flanigan

President Obama was rushed to a DC area hospital after being found on his back in the Oval Office, reaching to the sky for help. It appears that Donald Trump is to blame.

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Turkeys Jubilant

November 9, 2016 ~ Jim Flanigan

Turkeys woke up this morning after the Presidential Election feeling jubilant.

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Proof of Obama ISIS Ties

June 20, 2016June 20, 2016 ~ Jim Flanigan

Both Donald Trump and surprisingly Senator John McCain made allusions to President Obama perhaps working cooperatively with ISIS. It sounds crazy, but we finally have found proof. Take a look, see for yourself, and become a believer. This was discovered with some personal items of President Obama …

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The Magic Words that are “Radical Islam”

June 17, 2016June 17, 2016 ~ Jim Flanigan

President Obama finally got fed up and gave a scathing speech recently addressing conservatives who have criticized him for not using the term “radical Islam.” And in fact, he did use the term “radical Islam” in his speech.

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President Obama’s Identity Crisis

February 19, 2016February 19, 2016 ~ Jim Flanigan

I’m really confused about who President Obama really is.

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Republican’s Furious Over Justice Scalia’s Death

February 17, 2016February 18, 2016 ~ Jim Flanigan

Republicans had initially been quite upset in the wake of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dying so inconveniently for them early in an election year. But then they discovered what they thought was a golden nugget that Scalia had left them in his passing.

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