Trump Causes Obama Hospitalization

President Obama was rushed to a DC area hospital after being found on his back in the Oval Office, reaching to the sky for help. It appears that Donald Trump is to blame.

A White House spokesperson confirmed that President Obama is resting in the hospital, albeit somewhat uncomfortably. It appears that the President decided to eat the plastic cards containing the nuclear codes rather than hand them over to Trump.

The White House spokesperson clarified that while the President acknowledges that the nuclear codes will be passed to Trump, the President felt it was in the best interest of mankind to “pass” the codes to Trump in a non-traditional way. The Trump transition team has assigned Chris Christie to work with the District of Columbia Water and Sewer Authority to insure they don’t miss the “passing” of the codes.

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Chris Christie (right) shown leading Trump’s  nuclear code retrieval efforts

 

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