Obama’s Oversight

A week after leaving office in an exclusive interview with our crack investigative team, President Obama admitted a major oversight during his administration. “I’m not really sure how we missed it,” puzzled the former President. “Everyone knew we were going to do it, and then we just never got around to it.”

Obama continued, “I mean, I even had it on my To Do List at number seven.”


“We really meant to round up everyone’s guns,” Obama explained. “I think it was either the funny way that Michelle wrote the seven when she gave me the list or my pencil was covering it up for several years. Sorry.”