Hair Raising Days

If I were Donald Trump, these last couple days would be terrifying. Perhaps some would even describe these days as hair raising.

OK, so that’s just ridiculous. Can I make a suggestion? This White House thing doesn’t seem to be working out. It’s only a matter of time before Trump is looking for a new gig. The band Flock of Seagulls is still touring. The front man and lead singer for FOS used to look like this …

flock old

Now he looks like this …


Really. That is just completely unacceptable for the Flock of Seagulls. FOS = Crazy Hair. That’s what you expect when you buy FOS tickets, or these days go see them perform for free at your local county fair.

So let’s get that FOS crazy hair vibe going again. The bald guy? He’s out. Need a new front man with crazy hair? You tell me, what do you think?

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