Just in time for Halloween, the http://www.donaldjtrump.com online store is hawking these ghoulish goodies …
Looking to scare the trick-or-treaters this Halloween? Put this snarling visage in your window.
Who would be awarded this medal? A last place finisher?
I knew it was only time before Trump would put his picture on a MAGA hat.
I see they made a small mistake in the hat’s description which I took the liberty of correcting.
Finally, if you have decided on a BDSM-themed costume for Halloween, make sure you grab one of these Trump-Pence dog collars.
Is it wrong for two men to have a dog collar named after them?
Hey Donald, tighten that collar up just a bit or Pence may get away from you. And Mommy says he likes it tight!
Editor’s Note: Sadly, this is not a satirical piece (except for this last pic), and all items are really for sale from Trump’s online store. Sigh!