The news from yesterday that Trump, Inc. had purchased the Trailways Bus Line was met with some confusion. Sure, bus travel is as bad of an experience as eating a Trump Steak, but the acquisition just didn’t seem to fit with the Trump brand. The shocking news that is breaking today now makes some sense of yesterday’s bus acquisition.
Today, Donald Trump has signed yet another Executive Order declaring that all illegal immigrants detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents will be deported by bus back to their native countries. In addition, the newly acquired Trumpways bus line will be awarded the contract to carry the deportees.
When asked about illegal immigrants from continents other than North and South America, Trump bloviator Kellyanne Conway promised immediate construction of the Putin-Trump Memorial Bridge across the Bering Strait to enable world-wide deportations via Trumpways Bus Line.
Trumpways bus stations are already being planned along the way.
It shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone that Trumpways Bus Lines is plagiarizing this old Greyhound advertising campaign for their new company slogan …
Trumpways Bus Line has now commissioned an advertising campaign around the slogan …
GO HOME WITH TRUMPWAYS … and leave the driving to ICE.