In the spirit of Christmas, Donald Trump will name his 3 chins (if he gets the third one, fingers crossed!) after the 3 Wise Men in the Christmas story. The 3 Wise Men or Magi are commonly known as Gaspar, Balthasar and Melchior, per Armenian tradition.
Trump already proudly sports Gaspar and Balthasar, but despite gorging from the McD and KFC fast food slop troughs, Melchior has been elusive. Maybe now that the furious campaigning schedule is over, Trump can strap himself in for a good old holiday calorie overload like the rest of us, and hasten Melchior’s arrival.
Consider this the Melchior Bucket Challenge.
Chris Christie, get deliverin’!