If Iowa Loves Creepy Ted Cruz, How Do I Feel About Iowa?

My youngest son goes to school in Iowa. I have vacationed in Iowa. Iowans seem nice. I generally like Iowa, but was dismayed when I heard that the Iowa Caucuses chose creepy Ted Cruz on the Republican side.

Then I saw that he only got 51,000 votes out of a state of 3.1 million people. I feel better now. I think it is OK for a state like Iowa to have 1.6% of it’s population crazy enough to prefer creepy Ted Cruz, especially considering the alternatives.

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Feeling the pain of having a creepy dad.

 

6 thoughts on “If Iowa Loves Creepy Ted Cruz, How Do I Feel About Iowa?

  1. Grew up in Iowa, but escaped. Trust me, the educated ones still out there are appalled with the political situation. They just hope the next mass shooting takes out uber-Republican Governor Terry Branstad because after nearly 35 years, not much else has.

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  2. You think you may have escaped Iowa, but they may still be looking for you.And as for the mass shootings, please, no more. But remember, guns don’t buy bullets. People buy bullets.

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  3. Hahahaha!

    They can look all they want. My highschool alumni committee keeps stalking me about reunions but it’ll be a cold day in hell before I see any of those assholes again.

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