Tag: funny

Treason Inside the War on Christmas

~ Jim Flanigan

We are in a foxhole standing shoulder-to-shoulder, ankle deep in our own filth as we bravely wage the war to defend Christmas. No longer will Barack Alleged Obama not say Merry Christmas to the American people.

OK, bad example. But how do we know the context of those alleged Merry Christmases? Perhaps they were being said in way to mock the USA for the amusement of Obama’s ISIS co-conspirators.

Thankfully, we now have a new Royal Family to lead the way to a Merry Christmas and wage war on those who only wish Happy Holidays. Just take a look at Donald Trump’s Twitter home page image …

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Moore Changes Coming

~ Jim Flanigan ~ 2 Comments

Today is election day in Alabama for the Senate seat vacated by Jeff Sessions. The Alabama GOP and the RNC have done everything possible to replace a racist with a racist, homophobic, misogynistic, evangelical Christian alleged pedophile. Say that 3 times fast. If Alabama does send Roy Moore to the US Senate, plans can move forward with the following changes for Alabama …

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Bang! Zoom! Right to the Moon!

~ Jim Flanigan

Remember when Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden routinely threatened his character’s wife Alice on the old Honeymooners TV show with punching her to the moon? How times have changed.

To the moon

I certainly don’t remember that. You don’t think I’m that old, do you? Although how about that Art Carney as Ed Norton? He was hilarious, or so I’m told.

Well, now Donald Trump is reviving the old Ralph Kramden trick.

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Eye caramba!

~ Jim Flanigan ~ 1 Comment

When last we blogged, I revealed my beautiful new black eye. On the second day, there was a significant change. As I noted in my linked post, if you are a sensitive person, you are reading the wrong blog and should not click Continue Reading.

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I’m Dreaming of a Black & Blue Christmas

~ Jim Flanigan ~ 2 Comments

I finished decorating (my face) for Christmas this year.

WARNING: If you are a sensitive blog reader, you probably are not reading this blog, so go ahead and click to Continue Reading in order to see the graphic pic on the next page.

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Flies On Washington Walls #63 – Multi-Panel Alabama Edition

~ Jim Flanigan

FOWW #63 Tide 1

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Squeezed

~ Jim Flanigan

I recently saw the UK band Squeeze in concert at the Vic Theatre in Chicago, one of many classic older concert venues in one of the greatest cities in the world. You can always tell it’s a classy place when they spell theater as theatre. Oh, so classy.

When people ask me who I saw in concert at the Vic, rather than Squeeze, I always add “UK band” as a preface to Squeeze. That way, even though they may have no idea who Squeeze is, they know it is a UK band which always sounds a lot hipper and adds some instant credibility.

Truth be told, the concert was about 10 days ago. I know, I know, concert reviews are expected immediately after the show. But why? It’s not like my review would have convinced you to buy a ticket for their next show date in Michigan. So get over it and if you must, pretend I saw them last night. Now, on to the review.

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More for Moore

~ Jim Flanigan ~ 2 Comments

It didn’t take long for Donald Trump and the RNC (Republican National Committee) to cave and re-endorse and support Alabama Republican Senate candidate and accused pedophile Roy Moore. Once they saw that Moore would not cede his candidacy to another less controversial candidate, and that the Democrats could actually win the Alabama Senate seat, Trump and the rest of the GOP (Gang Of Pedophiles?) came scurrying back to Roy Moore’s defense and more importantly, his aid financially. Well, most of the GOP did. Here’s an exception …

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Magic is Real

~ Jim Flanigan

I saw this clip of this high school cheerleader (whoop, whoop … uh-oh, that cheerleader reference set off the Roy Moore alarm) and I have been convinced once and for all that magic is real …

cheerleader sorcery

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No AID for Robert Mueller

~ Jim Flanigan

This tweet from Trump actually started out good, but then …

Trump Tweet AIDS

Someone woke up grumpy.

Happy Flynn Flip Friday!

~ Jim Flanigan

It’s my birthday today, but nobody cares, including me. My birthday is being completely overshadowed by Flynn Flip Friday which is fine by me. I wasn’t surprised or even upset that the first (and maybe last) annual Christmas Tree lighting ceremony on my birthday eve under Trump literally drew tens of people to it …

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Oh, Rats!

~ Jim Flanigan

I saw this Tweet yesterday about the White House being overrun with vermin and was initially shocked …

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Keep It In Your Junk Drawers

~ Jim Flanigan

More and more women are coming forward with allegations of sexual harassment against celebrities, politicians and others. Bravo. I’ve been appalled hearing accounts from the female accusers of brazen sexual impropriety and outright assaults in some cases. A common theme in their stories is lots of pants-dropping by men. Here’s what I want to know …

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