I Spy, Part 1

I was indoctrinated to the world of spying and international espionage at a very young age through shows like I Spy.

Bill Cosby? Yes, that Bill Cosby! Maybe he first learned about roofies when doing his research about spying for the show.

There was also The Man From U.N.C.L.E. back when I was very young.

Let me clearly state … I was VERY young back then.

Thanks to the Trump administration and TV shows like The Americans, being a Russian spy seems to be back in vogue again. I think I might be able to be a good spy.

I can make my eyes very shifty, although I do get a little dizzy after a while.

And yes, that is an actual picture of me.

I can also make myself virtually invisible.

It tends to happen a lot at parties, and especially when I start talking about my fantasy football team.

If I need to make a quick getaway, I can do it.

And then disappear virtually unseen.

In this scene from The Americans, it looks like spies need to be able to pack well.

Hey, I travel for business every month! I can kill this, so to speak.

In conclusion, I think I need to seriously consider changing careers and becoming a spy. Now the question is for what country I’ll be doing my spying. I’ll ruminate on this question and be back to you in I Spy, Part 2 with my ruminations.