Space Farce

I was planning on a contemplative gem of a blog post today about the meaning of life and the essence of our very existence, but Trump did it to me once again, dangling a shiny object in front of me as a distraction. The shiny object this time …

Yep, for just 9 billion dollars, you too can have a Space Force. If you don’t have that much, at least you can vote for Trump’s Space Force logo. Take a look at the candidates …

Two words for those: ho & hum. Thankfully, there are creative Twitter people out there that have provided better options.

This is from @rob_sheridan …

Nice and subtle. The wedding band is a great touch.

Then, @SergeCa added to the design …

The only thing I thought was missing is a motto, so I added my 2 cents …

 

Although no longer subtle for the sophisticated readers of this blog, that still may be too nuanced for the average Trump supporter whose IQ does not exceed most posted speed limits like this one.

Hey, how did that delightfully rude billboard get in the pic?

Once we have a Space Force patrolling the universe, I am concerned about how we will protect our Space Cadets. Maybe a giant defense system of some sort patrolling the solar system?