I Spy A Spy

I was thrilled to hear that the Trump Russia investigation has expanded to include former Trump campaign adviser Boris Epshteyn. Well, about freakin’ time. He is obviously a Russian spy. How do I know? Well, he’s named Boris, which is a classic Russian spy name. Just think about any Boris that you may have heard of before.

Boris Spassky? It has been said that while other world leaders are playing chess, Trump is playing checkers. Boris Spassky is a Russian grandmaster at chess. Connect the dots: Boris … Russian … chess … spy.

Boris Becker? He is the former German tennis star and obvious double agent. He won the Men’s Doubles gold medal in the 1992 Olympics.

Becker Doubles

That “RSA” next to the names of the silver medalists stands for Republic of South Africa, but please note that you cannot spell Russia without “R,S & A.” Connect the dots: Boris … German … double(s) (agent) … RSA … spy.

Boris Yeltsin? Former Russian President, so undoubtedly a spy. That’s part of the job description!

Boris Badenov? “Russian Spy” was on his business card.


Now take a look at Boris Epshteyn …

boris e

Add mustache and hat, and who does it look like?

boris e badenov

Come to think of it, have we ever seen Boris Epshteyn and Boris Badenov in the same room together?



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