Hillary Taking Email Precautions

Hillary Clinton was relieved and contrite following the public FBI scolding she received this morning about her careless email practices.

This afternoon, a spokesperson for Ms. Clinton’s campaign assured America that such a security breach would never happen in the future noting that Ms. Clinton has upgraded to AOL Advantage Premium for $14.95 a month which will include Identity Theft Protection and Email Encryption.

LadyHawkHRC@aol.com, feel free to dial up and logon. You have mail, now securely!