Adios Cinco de Mayo

Future President Donald Trump announced plans to add a 32nd day to the month of May as part of his platform.

The 32nd of May will replace the 5th of May as Cinco de Mayo will be eliminated by the Trump Administration. Trump spokesperson Katrina Pierson explained that without a May 5th there can be no Cinco de Mayo celebration thereby rendering the USA a less attractive country for illegal Mexican immigrants.

I find it sad that this may be the part of Trump’s platform that makes the most sense.