Ode to Cruz

Ted was not the only Cruz to take a beating on the night of the Indiana primary election.

Cruz Elbow

At least he went down swinging.

No wonder his kids were running away from him.

Cruz Escape

You can’t really blame the kids. Once he catches them …

Cruz Daughter

Ew.

Ted, we will miss you as much as your kids love you. We never really wanted you as President. You had one simple job: keep a narcissistic reality TV star from becoming the Republican Presidential nominee. You failed, but at least you are consistent. Failed being a US Senator, and now failed as a Presidential candidate. I do have a suggestion as you contemplate the viability of your candidacy in 2020 …

Ted!