Big Win for Kasich

John Kasich claimed another big win after Ted Cruz announced he was suspending his campaign.

The candidate boasted that he has vanquished 15 of the 17 serious Republican candidates (is that an oxymoron?) to date, and only Donald Trump remains in his path to the White House.

Kasich’s “handlers”/therapists later clarified that Mr. Kasich can be a bit prone to overstatement and delusion. As an example, they pointed to the fact that Kasich has long believed he has been an effective Governor of Ohio.

Congrats John. You just have 2 more candidates to vanquish before claiming the Presidency.