Trump Blows Back at Harvey
Tag: satire
And Bannon Goes To …
Steve Bannon may be out at the White House, but fortunately for him, he already has some landing spots tailor-made for him.
Flies On Washington Walls #24
Broken News
BREAKING NEWS …
Donald Trump honors dead and injured victims of Charlottesville by listening to a Fox News commentator speculate about how many of the victims were paid protesters.
BREAKING NEWS …
Steve Bannon, Sebastian Gorka and Stephen Miller return to work after spending a guys bonding weekend at an undisclosed location in Virginia.
BREAKING NEWS …
Jeff Sessions opens Department of Justice investigation into the car attack in Charlottesville per Trump’s retweet …
Kim is #Un in Guam
BREAKING NEWS …
Donald Trump is reportedly fuming that Kim Jong Un got to threaten Guam first with military action before he did. Even after threatening Venezuela before Un, Trump appears inconsolable.
I Did Nazi The Twist Coming That This Movie Review Took
I saw the movie “Dunkirk” yesterday. It was an overall solid movie about the heartbreak of war and the triumph of the human spirit. I am embarrassed to write that going to the movie, I was not certain if it was about WW1 or WW2. In the USA, if history did not happen on American soil or involve Americans, then it is deemed relatively unimportant and actually becomes a bit hazy if it really happened at all. I was disappointed when I realized that the movie was about WW2. I have really had my fill of seeing Nazis in the White House these days. I do not need to see them in the movie theater, too. Fortunately, there is only one brief facial shot of Nazi soldiers right at the end of the movie, making for a poignant ending. Unfortunately, I see more Nazis on cable news every day. Alright, let’s get right to the White House Nazi rankings then …
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Happy Blogiversary to Me!
Today marks the day that I posted first to this blog 2 years ago. I’d like to think that I started this blog as an apolitical blog with lots of hilarious posts about meteor showers and bath towels. Yes, there were some of those, although hilarious may be a strong adjective to use, but my first 4 posts were actually bipartisan political posts covering Mike Huckabee, Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, and of course, Donald Trump who was a real joke back then. Some things never change. It wasn’t long before I published one of my all-time favorite Trump posts about illegal immigration. Ah, the good old days when Trump satire still worked.
Before this post devolves into a “best of” post, I want to impart unto/inflict onto my readers all the things I have learned about writing and blogging in these past 2 years.
Flies On Washington Walls #21
Search Party
The best part of a predawn FBI search at your home is how many missing socks turn up – Paul Manafort.
Life Hack #42
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Fun Fact #38
11 out of 10 grand juries return indictments.
Commander in Crazy
Repeal … Replace … Repercussions
Someone must have a “Word Of The Day” calendar!
The problem is that repercussions (repeated concussions per the Mayo Clinic) will not be covered under Trumpcare.
Zumba + Beyoncé = Fun
I ran into a follower of this blog yesterday. Yes, you know who you are. It wasn’t awkward like the time I realized that the cashier at the grocery store was the same woman who I had been watching through her blinds doing Zumba. This follower and I have actually known each other for a couple decades now, and I doubt that she will seek a restraining order like old Zumba Hips eventually did.
However, the meeting was still shocking to me.
Flies On Washington Walls #12
Don’t Get Captured. Don’t Get Cancer.
Wishing for a Hole In One!
I’ll bet he’s looking forward to another day of women’s golf in his private box! I’m imagining a whole lot of this going on in the Trump suite …
Paralysis Analysis
I saw this yesterday …
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 