Steve Bannon may be out at the White House, but fortunately for him, he already has some landing spots tailor-made for him.
Well, tailor-made may be a misnomer as Bannon appears to have never met a tailor he didn’t kill with a pickaxe and bury in his backyard. Despite his now former lofty White House position, Bannon never really strayed from his homeless vibe, and he could slide easily right into the homeless lifestyle without skipping a beat. C’mon, grab some garbage, toss it in the burning 55 gallon drum and warm your slimy hands.
The other likely landing spot for Bannon is the Fifth Circle of Hell as described by Dante in his “Inferno.” Here’s a description of the Fifth Circle of Hell that I found …
“The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.”
That really sounds about right for Bannon. I think that is a perfect landing spot for him. With that in mind, I am happy to say to Steve Bannon, “Got to Hell.”