Give the mass shooting victim in your life a better shot at heaven with Thoughts & Prayers from Republican leaders

Republican Thoughts and Prayers Funeral

Where is my participant medal?

I never expected to win. Oh sure, there were wild thoughts of maybe being a semi-finalist, or at least getting some positive feedback of some sort. Instead, I leave the competition without so much as even a participant medal.

Blank gold medal with tricolor ribbon - 3d render

I did try, dammit! In case you have forgotten (or have tried to forget), here’s what I tried …

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Hair Farce One

Although we recently broke a Trump cover-up story for our readers, we now have some proof that Donald Trump does not lie … at least about his hair. It is definitely his own. If you haven’t seen this yet, take a look …

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My Rap Name

I am always surprised at the direction life can take a person. Who knew that I would be needing a rap name for when I accept the Grammy for best rap song of 2018? Allow me to explain …

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Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name.

If you are any sort of a rock music fan, you will recognize this blog post title as lyrics from Sympathy for the Devil by the Rolling Stones. It’s a really good song, although it did not get tagged as my favorite Stones song in this My Fave Faves post from a couple weeks ago. Yep, still trying to cross-promote posts with little success. But this is not a music blog post. It’s about one of my family members alleging that I worship Lucifer. Huh? I think we’re hosting Easter this year for the family. Could be more interesting now that that’s on the table. I’m thinking of decorating all the Easter eggs with pentagrams.

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Trump Cover-up Revealed!

Once again, the crack investigative team from Jim Flanigan Looks at the World is able to uncover a story about Donald Trump sweeping evidence under the rug as we comb through his strands of deception to reveal his bald-faced lies. I think we are finally starting to weave our way through Donald Trump’s elaborately arranged cover-up, and here’s the evidence …

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I Missed a Wedding Anniversary

Gulp. I hate when that happens. It is really the worst. I shouldn’t miss it after all these years, but I did. I didn’t see any signs, any hints, any tweets.

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Flies On Washington Walls #79 (with bonus pictures!)

FOWW #79 Porn Star

Normally, that’s the end of a FOWW cartoon. However, we have special bonus pics for you today. Will they be about Russia collusion (Zzzzzzzzzz) or the porn star (please, please, please)? You can guess or click Continue Reading to find out.

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Flies On Washington Walls #78 – Women’s March Edition

FOWW #78 Women's March

Staying Inn Tonight

I’ve hit the road again, but I feel so decadent staying at the hotel I’m at tonight. No, it’s not this one …

Hotel projections shithole

But I am breeding a whole colony of bedbugs just in case I ever have the opportunity to stay there. No Trump dump for me. But there is a specific reason I feel so decadent tonight.

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M A S D A

No, this is not a post with bad spelling about a MAZDA automobile. I know we are all working hard to MAGA – Make America Great Again by attempting to take away each other’s healthcare and giving YUGE tax cuts to the wealthy and corporations, but I’d be happy with taking baby steps in that direction. How about this? I would be happy if something could be done to stop this from happening to my car seat every time I open the car door on a snowy day.

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