Remembering Human Rights
Category: satire
Trump Tweets Holiday Greetings
Reich Replacement
Trump Offers Free College!
Taking a page from the Bernie Sanders book, Donald Trump is now offering a free college education, sort of. Trump has announced that Trump University will reopen immediately after his inauguration on January 20, 2017. This version of Trump U will not focus on making money in real estate, but will be all about “positive alignment with Trump values” and unlike normal Trump values, Trump U will be 100% free upfront. But there are a couple catches.
Carrier Deal Details Revealed
The recent Carrier deal that Donald Trump brokered has been decried by many. It just doesn’t seem to make sense. Well, we have gotten to the bottom of this deal, thanks to our relentless investigative reporting. It still doesn’t make sense, but we understand it better.
It turns out that the deal between Trump and Carrier includes more than just job and tax concessions. We have uncovered the juicy details that have been heretofore covered up.
He’s Black. He’s Urban. He’s HUD Secretary.
Despite Dr Ben Carson previously admitting he is unqualified for a Cabinet position, or perhaps because of that admission, Trump has chosen Carson as Secretary of Health and Urban Development. Of course, he tweeted about it …
We monitor Trump’s tweets closely, and although this is the current version, there were a couple other versions he tweeted before this one that were hastily taken down, but not before we grabbed some screenshots.
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DC Neighborhood Not Mending Pences
The neighborhood that Mike Pence and his wife will be moving into has prepared for the Pence’s arrival with a display of the LGBT flag on many houses.
I wonder if Pence not only supports gay conversion therapy, but also gay supporters conversion therapy? Regardless, the DC neighborhood is not stopping at flags, but has even more surprises in store for the Pence’s once they move in.
Trump Tweets SNL
Sadly, this was a real tweet from Donald Trump over the weekend …
This is NOT one of my joke Trump tweets, although I have found people have a difficult time distinguishing between my joke Trump tweets and the real ones.
This is the tweet that I had hoped SNL would have fired back to Trump …
Romney Controls Gag Reflex at Trump Dinner
Mitt Romney had dinner with Donald Trump in NY, reportedly to discuss his fit as a candidate for Secretary of State within the Trump Cabinet. Romney was surprisingly able to control his gag reflex especially considering that there was only one item on the menu for him to eat.
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Double D Dollywood Danger
Raging wildfires in Tennessee appear to have beloved theme park Dollywood clearly in their path of destruction. Taking its location in the Great Smoky Mountains just a bit too literally, Dollywood is in danger of being destroyed by the wildfires lapping at its doorstep.
Trump Tweets Lesson About Black Friday
Turkey on Turkey
National News
After meeting with all the national news networks and major newspapers, the Trump team announced today that Breitbart will be America’s official source for news and propaganda for the next 4 years, or as long as the Fourth Reich lasts.
What Happens in DC, Stays in DC
Well, it looks like Melania and Barron will stay in NY City and not move into the White House.
That news has spurred Donald Trump to place the following ad in the Washington Post for interns …
Sing a Song for Mike Pence
I’m Successful Like Trump!
So it turns out that recently, I am enjoying unparalleled success by following the lead of Donald Trump. Trump recently tweeted this great success …
Permit me to recap the profundity of this tweet.
Recycled Memes
Looking for a silver lining with the pending Trump administration, at least we can recycle some of the nonsensical memes generated during the Obama administration like this one.
Trump Causes Obama Hospitalization
President Obama was rushed to a DC area hospital after being found on his back in the Oval Office, reaching to the sky for help. It appears that Donald Trump is to blame.
Stop Saying Mike Pence Went Through Gay Conversion Therapy!
With all the lies spewed during this last Presidential campaign, we don’t need to spread another. The latest fabrication making the rounds is that Mike Pence successfully went through gay conversion therapy to save his marriage. It certainly appears obvious that Pence was hoping for much more than just an air peck on the cheek from Trump in this shot.
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Bannon to be Key Adviser to Trump
It’s not just that I view the addition of alt-right Steve Bannon of breitbart.com to Trump’s White House team as a bad thing.
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 