Do Judge a Book by The Cover

Looks like Trump is at it again, complaining via twitter about how he looks on a book cover.

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Some may argue that any pic of Trump is a bad pic, but I do agree that CNN should change the pic and also the BLATANT misspelling. Might I suggest …

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C and D List Musicians on High Alert

It appears that Team Trump can’t entice any musicians to perform at Trump’s inauguration concert. Now I am sure that strong Trump supporters Kid Rock and Ted Nugent could be talked into performing, but even Team Trump may be wary about rolling out those maniacs that are a few notes short of a treble clef.

Scott Baio is a strong Trump supporter and did cut a self-titled album …

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Hey, how about a smile Scott? Your guy won, kinda’. Maybe he’s sad about getting the same cold shoulder treatment as Giuliani, Gingrich & Christie, oh my. Best he has been offered is a junior administrative position at the Rwandan Embassy. Please take it Scott.

Baio’s follow-up album may generate a little more interest from the Trump camp …

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Stop Saying Mike Pence Went Through Gay Conversion Therapy!

With all the lies spewed during this last Presidential campaign, we don’t need to spread another. The latest fabrication making the rounds is that Mike Pence successfully went through gay conversion therapy to save his marriage. It certainly appears obvious that Pence was hoping for much more than just an air peck on the cheek from Trump in this shot.

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Bannon to be Key Adviser to Trump

It’s not just that I view the addition of alt-right Steve Bannon of breitbart.com to Trump’s White House team as a bad thing.

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Antichrist Issues Statement

In the aftermath of the Presidential election, the Antichrist has weighed in.

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Turkeys Jubilant

Turkeys woke up this morning after the Presidential Election feeling jubilant.

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Comey to Continue Clinton Investigation

FBI Director James Comey just announced today that the investigation into Hillary Clinton will continue.

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Trump Campaign Provides Proof of Rigged Election

The Trump campaign dropped a bombshell today with their latest proof of a rigged election.

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Trump TV Debuts … sort of

Maybe we have been given a glimpse into the future as the withering Trump Presidential campaign has launched a nightly Facebook Live 30 minute show. This may be a ghastly peek into what Trump TV will look like after the Orangetan gets clobbered in the November general election. The problem for the Trump team is not just the content, which so far is horrifying, although not any different than the normal Trump campaign speech or debate, but that there are hundreds of new Facebook Live shows launched daily that are similar in content.

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Election Audibles

Although Eli Manning of the New York Giants later denied it, he was definitely caught on video calling a Trump audible during this weekend’s football game. Take a listen for yourself …

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Pence Carves Out More Support

Republican Vice-Presidential Nominee Mike Pence recently made a campaign stop in Centerville, Ohio during their Pumpkin Festival.

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Tooth or Dare?

The American Dental Association is making an unprecedented request to their member dentists across America … stay open late on Wednesday night.

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Busy (but small) Hands

Donald Trump continues to draw huge crowds wherever he campaigns. At times, he likes to get into the crowd and meet his supporters up close and personal.

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Trump’s Task

Donald Trump’s campaign slogan is Make America Great Again. While making a snack today, I stumbled across what I think his campaign is really all about.

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Pence Out … Familiar Name In

In a blockbuster move designed to salvage his flagging political career, we hear that Mike Pence has withdrawn from the Republican Presidential ticket. After ruining Indiana with his cretinous, archaic policies, Pence took his political hate show on the road nationally as Donald Trump’s running mate/sidekick/accomplice/apprentice troll. It was never a good fit as Trump’s bloated ego could not handle that the general public seems to prefer the hate-filled Pence to the Orange Goblin Trump.

Sources tell us that Trump has already chosen a Pence replacement, and it is a familiar political name … Bush.

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Trump Crisis = Branding Opportunity

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Yet another opportunity to sell the Trump brand

Who Won The VP Debate? I Lost.

I made the mistake of watching the Vice Presidential debate on Tuesday night rather than make another dryer lint bunny.

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