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Or wherever he has been. God help us all, Rick Perry may be returning to public service, this time as Trump’s questionable choice as Secretary of the Department of Energy. Hey, isn’t that one of the government agencies that Rick Perry said he would eliminate during his Presidential run in 2012? Let’s check …
I predict that a tweet eerily similar to this one will come from the Hirsute Cheeto some time before 11:30PM EST today.
Taking a page from the Bernie Sanders book, Donald Trump is now offering a free college education, sort of. Trump has announced that Trump University will reopen immediately after his inauguration on January 20, 2017. This version of Trump U will not focus on making money in real estate, but will be all about “positive alignment with Trump values” and unlike normal Trump values, Trump U will be 100% free upfront. But there are a couple catches.
The recent Carrier deal that Donald Trump brokered has been decried by many. It just doesn’t seem to make sense. Well, we have gotten to the bottom of this deal, thanks to our relentless investigative reporting. It still doesn’t make sense, but we understand it better.
It turns out that the deal between Trump and Carrier includes more than just job and tax concessions. We have uncovered the juicy details that have been heretofore covered up.
Despite Dr Ben Carson previously admitting he is unqualified for a Cabinet position, or perhaps because of that admission, Trump has chosen Carson as Secretary of Health and Urban Development. Of course, he tweeted about it …
We monitor Trump’s tweets closely, and although this is the current version, there were a couple other versions he tweeted before this one that were hastily taken down, but not before we grabbed some screenshots.
Continue reading “He’s Black. He’s Urban. He’s HUD Secretary.”
The neighborhood that Mike Pence and his wife will be moving into has prepared for the Pence’s arrival with a display of the LGBT flag on many houses.
I wonder if Pence not only supports gay conversion therapy, but also gay supporters conversion therapy? Regardless, the DC neighborhood is not stopping at flags, but has even more surprises in store for the Pence’s once they move in.
Sadly, this was a real tweet from Donald Trump over the weekend …
This is NOT one of my joke Trump tweets, although I have found people have a difficult time distinguishing between my joke Trump tweets and the real ones.
This is the tweet that I had hoped SNL would have fired back to Trump …
Mitt Romney had dinner with Donald Trump in NY, reportedly to discuss his fit as a candidate for Secretary of State within the Trump Cabinet. Romney was surprisingly able to control his gag reflex especially considering that there was only one item on the menu for him to eat.
Continue reading “Romney Controls Gag Reflex at Trump Dinner”
I really liked this joke Trump tweet I created especially for Thanksgiving …
I felt it was one of my best satirical pieces. I proudly posted it to this blog, linked to Facebook, sent it out via email to some non-social media friends and family, and then sat back and waited for the kudos to come pouring in. Instead, I spent time explaining, backtracking, and apologizing. What went wrong?
After meeting with all the national news networks and major newspapers, the Trump team announced today that Breitbart will be America’s official source for news and propaganda for the next 4 years, or as long as the Fourth Reich lasts.
I have spent the last couple days trying to understand the logic in this confusing Trump tweet …
Hooray! I am thrilled that Trump flip-flopped on his campaign position that he would NEVER settle this lawsuit, and that those harmed through his sham “school” will be properly compensated after all these years. I just can’t get past the logic Trump uses. Should I really be surprised?
Well, it looks like Melania and Barron will stay in NY City and not move into the White House.
That news has spurred Donald Trump to place the following ad in the Washington Post for interns …
So it turns out that recently, I am enjoying unparalleled success by following the lead of Donald Trump. Trump recently tweeted this great success …
Permit me to recap the profundity of this tweet.
President Obama was rushed to a DC area hospital after being found on his back in the Oval Office, reaching to the sky for help. It appears that Donald Trump is to blame.
With all the lies spewed during this last Presidential campaign, we don’t need to spread another. The latest fabrication making the rounds is that Mike Pence successfully went through gay conversion therapy to save his marriage. It certainly appears obvious that Pence was hoping for much more than just an air peck on the cheek from Trump in this shot.
Continue reading “Stop Saying Mike Pence Went Through Gay Conversion Therapy!”
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