Author: Jim Flanigan

Goodbye, Obamacare

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As I write this, it was 15 days ago that I went to the doctor to be diagnosed with acute pharyngitis. I accepted the compliment, although I thought it odd since I had not dropped my pants during the exam. I was concerned, and after an exhaustive 30 second Google search, I found I had been diagnosed with a very bad sore throat. Huh. They told me I had a bad throat infection and checked me for strep, but it was negative. I could not speak. I had no voice above a whisper. I felt terrible. Bad sore throat? They threw 10 days of penicillin at me and sent me home. Over the next 10 days, I continued to get worse. I suspected I was in bad shape when I noticed my wife had done some Google searches of her own on my computer for local funeral homes.

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Irony Redefined

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Payback will be a bitch. #NotMyPresident

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Turkeys Jubilant

~ Jim Flanigan

Turkeys woke up this morning after the Presidential Election feeling jubilant.

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Comey to Continue Clinton Investigation

~ Jim Flanigan

FBI Director James Comey just announced today that the investigation into Hillary Clinton will continue.

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Trump Campaign Provides Proof of Rigged Election

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The Trump campaign dropped a bombshell today with their latest proof of a rigged election.

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Go Cubs Go & Don’t Stop

~ Jim Flanigan

I am very grateful to the Chicago Cubs baseball team, and I am not even a Cubs fan.

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Trump TV Debuts … sort of

~ Jim Flanigan

Maybe we have been given a glimpse into the future as the withering Trump Presidential campaign has launched a nightly Facebook Live 30 minute show. This may be a ghastly peek into what Trump TV will look like after the Orangetan gets clobbered in the November general election. The problem for the Trump team is not just the content, which so far is horrifying, although not any different than the normal Trump campaign speech or debate, but that there are hundreds of new Facebook Live shows launched daily that are similar in content.

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Election Audibles

~ Jim Flanigan

Although Eli Manning of the New York Giants later denied it, he was definitely caught on video calling a Trump audible during this weekend’s football game. Take a listen for yourself …

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Pence Carves Out More Support

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Republican Vice-Presidential Nominee Mike Pence recently made a campaign stop in Centerville, Ohio during their Pumpkin Festival.

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Tooth or Dare?

~ Jim Flanigan

The American Dental Association is making an unprecedented request to their member dentists across America … stay open late on Wednesday night.

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Busy (but small) Hands

~ Jim Flanigan

Donald Trump continues to draw huge crowds wherever he campaigns. At times, he likes to get into the crowd and meet his supporters up close and personal.

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Trump’s Task

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Donald Trump’s campaign slogan is Make America Great Again. While making a snack today, I stumbled across what I think his campaign is really all about.

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Pence Out … Familiar Name In

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In a blockbuster move designed to salvage his flagging political career, we hear that Mike Pence has withdrawn from the Republican Presidential ticket. After ruining Indiana with his cretinous, archaic policies, Pence took his political hate show on the road nationally as Donald Trump’s running mate/sidekick/accomplice/apprentice troll. It was never a good fit as Trump’s bloated ego could not handle that the general public seems to prefer the hate-filled Pence to the Orange Goblin Trump.

Sources tell us that Trump has already chosen a Pence replacement, and it is a familiar political name … Bush.

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Trump Crisis = Branding Opportunity

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Yet another opportunity to sell the Trump brand

Who Won The VP Debate? I Lost.

~ Jim Flanigan

I made the mistake of watching the Vice Presidential debate on Tuesday night rather than make another dryer lint bunny.

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Finally Fifty

~ Jim Flanigan

It has been a bit over one year since I started upchucking my written nonsense onto our unsuspecting planet via this blog, and while followers have come and some have gone (aka, the smart ones), I finally have 50 followers. I probably could have gotten 50 the first week by posting pics like this …
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Trump’s Committment to Advantage

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Donald Trump’s leaked 1995 tax return shows that Donald Trump lost almost one billion dollars in that boom year back when everyone was making money. Heck, the lemonade stand my 6 year old daughter ran back in 1995 was doing so well that she opened 8 franchises that year and went public. You had to be a bumbling, stumbling fool to lose money back in the 90’s.

More importantly, the leaked tax document shows that Trump has legally taken advantage of the federal tax code to avoid paying income taxes for many years.

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Zombie Complaints Rise

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As more and more Trump supporters crawl out from their alt-right spider holes to show their hoodless faces for the first time in public since the George Wallace third party Presidential run in 1968, zombies are registering a record number of complaints.

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