“Russian” to Wish You a Happy New Year
Author: Jim Flanigan
And My Follower of the Year Is …
Thanks to all my followers for wasting another year of their lives by reading my nonsense. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Despite lackluster writing, Pauly Shore level jokes, and an unhealthy obsession with Donald Trump, I continued to add followers throughout 2016, albeit at a rate slower than a Trump supporter trying to calculate a 15% meal tip without a calculator. I am grateful, yet perplexed. I encourage all followers to seek professional assistance.
In an effort to scare away even more followers, I will once again award a Follower of the Year. This year, the winner will win a lunch with me. The second place finisher will receive 2 lunches, a dinner (appetizers and dessert not included!) and a backrub (no happy ending!). Enough with the fine print; let’s get to the decision.
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Donald Trump is Most Excellent …
NOT!
Wow, Trump is really channeling his inner Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar of Wayne’s World with one of his latest tweets …
From the tone and the style of the tweet, I think Garth more than Wayne. Take a look and judge for yourself …
Trump to End Elf on the Shelf in USA?
The Elf on the Shelf appears to be in danger of disappearing from the USA for Christmas 2017.
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It’s “Snow” Wonder Muslims Are Targeted
A group of Muslims went around Calgary neighborhoods on Christmas Day to clear snow from driveways and sidewalks, while leaving flowers and chocolates with the homeowners, according to this CBC News report …
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-muslims-christmas-gesture-1.3912551
From the picture, I can clearly see why anti-Muslim sentiment continues to be on the rise in Calgary.
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C and D List Musicians on High Alert
It appears that Team Trump can’t entice any musicians to perform at Trump’s inauguration concert. Now I am sure that strong Trump supporters Kid Rock and Ted Nugent could be talked into performing, but even Team Trump may be wary about rolling out those maniacs that are a few notes short of a treble clef.
Scott Baio is a strong Trump supporter and did cut a self-titled album …
Hey, how about a smile Scott? Your guy won, kinda’. Maybe he’s sad about getting the same cold shoulder treatment as Giuliani, Gingrich & Christie, oh my. Best he has been offered is a junior administrative position at the Rwandan Embassy. Please take it Scott.
Baio’s follow-up album may generate a little more interest from the Trump camp …
Trump Blowing Up Twitter
Donald Trump is at it again with this ominous tweet …
One minute later, the world responded with this tweet …
Naughty or Nice?
In the spirit of Christmas, Donald Trump will name his 3 chins (if he gets the third one, fingers crossed!) after the 3 Wise Men in the Christmas story. The 3 Wise Men or Magi are commonly known as Gaspar, Balthasar and Melchior, per Armenian tradition.
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That’s No First Lady; That’s Trump’s Wife
White House First Ladies have a history of doing some amazing things for people of this country and all over the world.
- Dolley Madison saved many American treasures from the White House before the British burned it in the War of 1812. She also made a great snack cake.
- Eleanor Roosevelt was instrumental in the formation of the United Nations.
- Betty Ford was a strong advocate for the Equal Rights Amendment, soon to be a former amendment if Team Trump has anything to say about it.
- Rosalynn Carter chose to advocate for mental health issues, although not well enough considering the recent election results.
- Laura Bush stayed married to a moron.
We now have the scoop on what First Lady Trump will promote, besides Ivanka’s new fall line.
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Belles Ringing for Trump
Donald Trump was thrilled when he arrived in Alabama for his Thank You Tour and was greeted by a bevy of southern belles.
Ambassador Kanye?
Are Democrats an Endangered Species?
I’m starting to get a little worried about the future for Democrats like myself.
Trump Tweets Thanks to Florida
Trump Tweets Hanukkah Greeting
Rick Perry Has Risen From The Grave
Or wherever he has been. God help us all, Rick Perry may be returning to public service, this time as Trump’s questionable choice as Secretary of the Department of Energy. Hey, isn’t that one of the government agencies that Rick Perry said he would eliminate during his Presidential run in 2012? Let’s check …
Prophetic Trump Tweet
I predict that a tweet eerily similar to this one will come from the Hirsute Cheeto some time before 11:30PM EST today.
Remembering Human Rights
Trump Tweets Holiday Greetings
Reich Replacement
Trump Offers Free College!
Taking a page from the Bernie Sanders book, Donald Trump is now offering a free college education, sort of. Trump has announced that Trump University will reopen immediately after his inauguration on January 20, 2017. This version of Trump U will not focus on making money in real estate, but will be all about “positive alignment with Trump values” and unlike normal Trump values, Trump U will be 100% free upfront. But there are a couple catches.
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 