The Day Has Arrived

I’m so nervous and full of anxiety that it is hard to put words together to post anything. But one of our flies from our occasionally posted and rarely funny Flies On Washington Walls cartoon wanted to offer a word of advice for today …

However, definitely do not vote for a third party candidate. I’m upset that this third party candidate is now in the race …

That’s my oldest daughter’s cat, now entering the race at this late date. That would be a cataclysmic catastrophe if Gulliver splits the Democratic vote. Ugh! However, Gulliver has promised to paws all the insanity going on in this country if elected.

As for me …

That will give me extra time today to head back out to a local bridge and encourage others to vote while fielding middle fingers and obscenities from Trump supporters driving by …

And if you’re still undecided about voting for Trump or Biden, take a look at Trump’s “accomplishments” that Homer Simpson considered before voting …

And if you’re still undecided about voting for Trump or Biden, just remember how the system works. Votes for Biden are accepted today only. Votes for Trump are accepted tomorrow only. Do NOT try to vote for Trump today. Do NOT wait until tomorrow to vote for Biden. Tomorrow may be too late.

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