I received this pen as a gift last summer.
Maybe I should clarify. This pen was given to me at a summer party last year because the owner threw up in his mouth every time he looked at it. I gladly grabbed it. The 8 sayings are listed on the back …
Those are so 2017. Some of those sayings still apply, but how about these new ones?
- Witch hunt!
- No collusion!
- Paul Manafort worked for me for a very short time.
- Michael Cohen is a rat.
I’m looking forward to hearing either one of these two in 2019.
- I plead guilty.
- I resign.
I will admit that this pen is very authentic. First, take a look at where it was made.
That’s just so Trump. The only way it could be more authentic is if it was Made in Russia.
I think they really caught the spirit of Trump’s hair with this pen.
The only thing I don’t like is the thought of pushing down on Trump’s hair whether it is the pen’s fake plastic hair or Trump’s fake real hair.
But talk about authentic! Take a look at the top of Trump’s head.
I’m not sure if the holes in Trump’s actual head are that symmetrical, but they surely exist.
