Does Twitter About Tatters = Twatters?

This is a perfect example of the reason I gave up trying to do funny, phony Trump tweets …

Trump Tweet Tatters

Questions are spinning around in my head like Rudy Giuliani’s logic in a CNN interview.

  • Who are these young and beautiful people?
  • Who had stars in their eyes?
  • Who went home in tatters?
  • Did Trump really mean ‘taters’ as in tots?

I am unaware of any young and beautiful people who went to DC with stars in their eyes wanting to help people, only to return home in tatters (or possibly with taters). I am aware of old and ugly people who went to DC with greed in their eyes wanting to help themselves, only to return home under house arrest with ankle monitors on.