This is a perfect example of the reason I gave up trying to do funny, phony Trump tweets …

Questions are spinning around in my head like Rudy Giuliani’s logic in a CNN interview.
- Who are these young and beautiful people?
- Who had stars in their eyes?
- Who went home in tatters?
- Did Trump really mean ‘taters’ as in tots?
I am unaware of any young and beautiful people who went to DC with stars in their eyes wanting to help people, only to return home in tatters (or possibly with taters). I am aware of old and ugly people who went to DC with greed in their eyes wanting to help themselves, only to return home under house arrest with ankle monitors on.