Covfefe & Eggs

BREAKING NEWS …

Sarah Sanders declined to comment to a waitress this morning as to what she would like in her coffee and how she would like her eggs cooked. At (redacted) Grill, Sanders was overheard to say, “Those questions were answered yesterday. I will not keep addressing the same questions, especially those that refer to an ongoing breakfast.”

Rudy Giuliani is expected to clear up the Sanders breakfast controvery on Fox News later today.