Always Open With a Joke

My youngest daughter is doing a presentation today on immigration. She practiced in front of me and I gave her some tips, being the polished public speaker I am. I thought her presentation needed some punching up, so I suggested she open with this Trump immigration joke …

Q: What did Donald Trump say to the immigrant?

A: Bye.

And what bigger joke is there these days than Trump?

Sadly, I was overruled. There goes either her A+ grade or school suspension.