Donald Trump cranked up his Twitter machine in the wee hours of this morning and spewed forth this wretched chunk of vitriol from the Trump Vomitorium of Ideas …

Watch a sex tape? This is a revolutionary new idea from Trump. Maybe it will become part of the party platform. Watch a sex tape and vote GOP, the Grand Old Pornographers.
I think in fairness to all parties, as I contemplate my election choices this November, I need to watch some sex tapes to see if this idea has some merit. Now where is my VCR?