Sing a Song for Mike Pence
Tag: satire
I’m Successful Like Trump!
So it turns out that recently, I am enjoying unparalleled success by following the lead of Donald Trump. Trump recently tweeted this great success …
Permit me to recap the profundity of this tweet.
Recycled Memes
Looking for a silver lining with the pending Trump administration, at least we can recycle some of the nonsensical memes generated during the Obama administration like this one.
Trump Causes Obama Hospitalization
President Obama was rushed to a DC area hospital after being found on his back in the Oval Office, reaching to the sky for help. It appears that Donald Trump is to blame.
Stop Saying Mike Pence Went Through Gay Conversion Therapy!
With all the lies spewed during this last Presidential campaign, we don’t need to spread another. The latest fabrication making the rounds is that Mike Pence successfully went through gay conversion therapy to save his marriage. It certainly appears obvious that Pence was hoping for much more than just an air peck on the cheek from Trump in this shot.
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Bannon to be Key Adviser to Trump
It’s not just that I view the addition of alt-right Steve Bannon of breitbart.com to Trump’s White House team as a bad thing.
Antichrist Issues Statement
In the aftermath of the Presidential election, the Antichrist has weighed in.
Turkeys Jubilant
Turkeys woke up this morning after the Presidential Election feeling jubilant.
Trump Makes Last Minute Push for Minority Support
Comey to Continue Clinton Investigation
FBI Director James Comey just announced today that the investigation into Hillary Clinton will continue.
Trump Campaign Provides Proof of Rigged Election
The Trump campaign dropped a bombshell today with their latest proof of a rigged election.
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Tooth or Dare?
The American Dental Association is making an unprecedented request to their member dentists across America … stay open late on Wednesday night.
Pence Out … Familiar Name In
In a blockbuster move designed to salvage his flagging political career, we hear that Mike Pence has withdrawn from the Republican Presidential ticket. After ruining Indiana with his cretinous, archaic policies, Pence took his political hate show on the road nationally as Donald Trump’s running mate/sidekick/accomplice/apprentice troll. It was never a good fit as Trump’s bloated ego could not handle that the general public seems to prefer the hate-filled Pence to the Orange Goblin Trump.
Sources tell us that Trump has already chosen a Pence replacement, and it is a familiar political name … Bush.
Trump Crisis = Branding Opportunity
Police Protecting Miranda Rights
I have to say that police these days are doing an excellent job protecting our Miranda rights.
Clinton – Trump Debate Moved
With the decision to limit both candidates tonight to only factual statements, the debate has been truncated to 10 minutes. For those readers that may be Trump supporters, that means the debate will be shorter in length. Your (sic) welcome.
Tebow Time
In an egomaniacal display of narcissism, failed professional football player Tim Tebow staged a workout in front of baseball scouts today.
Trump FIRST
Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump rolled out his FIRST plan today. FIRST stands for Fix It Right Says Trump, and is meant to be a team-focused attempt to address America’s problems with teams being led by experts on those issues.
Donald Trump himself heads the America FIRST team, and has started making appointments to head his various FIRST teams that will tackle and fix America’s problems.
Trump Admits Melania Was Illegal Alien
Donald Trump appears ready to admit to the world that his wife Melania illegally worked in the USA on the wrong type of visa, thereby committing fraud and putting her citizenship in doubt.
Trumpsiderate
During this 2016 Presidential campaign, we have all come to learn just how considerate and thoughtful Donald Trump is. He demonstrated that consideration once again as he was speaking in North Carolina today, hinting that gun rights advocates may want to take out Hillary Clinton. How considerate of him!
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 