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Flies On Washington Walls #48

FOWW #48 Pence Anthem

Flies On Washington Walls #20

FOWW #20 25th Amendment

Whip It Good

Pence DeVos

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I don’t know if Mike Pence broke any actual laws by using an unsecured AOL email address as governor of Indiana. Actually, I’m pretty impressed. I mean, in a state like Indiana where chances are you will marry a cousin, AOL is pretty cutting edge technology.

Well, it looks like he has learned his lesson, and from now on, the emails he receives at whitestmaninamerica@aol.com will be much more secure in the future.

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Pence is #1

By casting the deciding vote to confirm Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education, the over-sized loaf of flaccid white bread masquerading as VP, Mike Pence, has temporarily taken the mantle of America’s Most Hated Person away from Donald Trump. I am 100% confident that Trump will regain that title shortly, perhaps as I type this post.

Black Months Matter

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DC Neighborhood Not Mending Pences

The neighborhood that Mike Pence and his wife will be moving into has prepared for the Pence’s arrival with a display of the LGBT flag on many houses.

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I wonder if Pence not only supports gay conversion therapy, but also gay supporters conversion therapy? Regardless, the DC neighborhood is not stopping at flags, but has even more surprises in store for the Pence’s once they move in.

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Sing a Song for Mike Pence

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Stop Saying Mike Pence Went Through Gay Conversion Therapy!

With all the lies spewed during this last Presidential campaign, we don’t need to spread another. The latest fabrication making the rounds is that Mike Pence successfully went through gay conversion therapy to save his marriage. It certainly appears obvious that Pence was hoping for much more than just an air peck on the cheek from Trump in this shot.

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Pence Carves Out More Support

Republican Vice-Presidential Nominee Mike Pence recently made a campaign stop in Centerville, Ohio during their Pumpkin Festival.

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Pence Out … Familiar Name In

In a blockbuster move designed to salvage his flagging political career, we hear that Mike Pence has withdrawn from the Republican Presidential ticket. After ruining Indiana with his cretinous, archaic policies, Pence took his political hate show on the road nationally as Donald Trump’s running mate/sidekick/accomplice/apprentice troll. It was never a good fit as Trump’s bloated ego could not handle that the general public seems to prefer the hate-filled Pence to the Orange Goblin Trump.

Sources tell us that Trump has already chosen a Pence replacement, and it is a familiar political name … Bush.

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Who Won The VP Debate? I Lost.

I made the mistake of watching the Vice Presidential debate on Tuesday night rather than make another dryer lint bunny.

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Trump Extends Olive Branch to LGBT Community

Republicans have constructed the most overtly anti-LGBT platform in history, but Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump is doing his best to show he is sympathetic towards the LGBT community.

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Pence Is No Dummy

Donald Trump is reconsidering his choice of Mike Pence as Vice President.

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Trump Builds Legacy

The Republican presidential ticket of Donald Trump and Michael Pence is set to enhance the Trump legacy.

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