I was really second-guessing the product I had chosen to pursue at 6AM on Black Friday after I saw the line that had formed behind me …
Black Friday Regrets
Tag: humor
My Lost Thanksgiving TV
I was up well before dawn on this Thanksgiving day. That’s not unusual, because Dawn usually likes to sleep late on holidays. I was on a mission. There was a 48″ TV on sale at 6AM at a local store for 200 bucks. Our TV is only 32″, and no, I do not feel emasculated typing that. So I was up at 5AM and getting ready to leave when I recalled this story from last night’s Rachel Maddow Show …
Mite Be Funny #41 – Special David Cassidy RIP Tribute Edition
Who Approved This?
A Catholic boys school in Adelaide, Australia recently unveiled this statue of St. Dominic handing a kneeling boy a loaf of bread …
Shades of Abuse
I’m having a hard time getting my arms around the recent allegations of sexual abuse towards nationally known politicians. I certainly support getting these out in the open, if only to make sure that this kind of behavior ends. What I’m struggling with is how to judge the seriousness of the charges.
For example, Senator Al Franken has admitted that this is him in this picture putting his hands on the breasts of Leeann Tweeden.
At the time, Franken was a comedian on a USO tour with Tweeden, obviously posing in this shot for comic effect. That does not change the fact that doing so without her consent was wrong.
But then I see this video of Tweeden introducing Robin Williams like this …
A Great Time to be a Turkey
Water You Gonna’ Do?
Flies On Washington Walls #58
Mite Be Funny #40 – Special Double Panel Edition
My Business Trip Was Ruined
When I travel on business, I like to squeeze in a cultural or sporting event when I can. Keeping in mind that I was traveling to St Louis this week, I set my expectations low. How low? I was planning to stop at the J.H. Hawes Grain Elevator Museum in Atlanta, Illinois on my drive home.
Why? Well, because of the Woodbine Glass Museum, of course! I’ll explain.
Jonesing for Votes
As a committed Democrat, I am thrilled that Democratic Senate candidate Doug Jones has a chance to win the Alabama Senate seat in the December special election as he goes up against accused sexual predator Roy Moore. However, as a marketing and sales professional, I am less than thrilled at the lackluster logo his campaign is using …
Of course, I have weighed-in and offered my marketing and sales acumen to the Jones campaign along with this new logo …
Six, Seven or Ate?
Hiding uneaten at the bottom of my daughter’s remaining Halloween candy were some of these M&M pretenders called Sixlets …
I do see they are labeled as Gluten Free and Nut Free. That’s nice, although they neglected to add Flavor Free. But that’s not the biggest problem I have with Sixlets. I’ve eaten much worse. You can clearly see the problem if I rotate the package slightly …
All hands on … water? … money?
We know the Trump Administration is a very hands-on administration as explained by their leader …
Total (lack of) Recall
Q: Why must one always take the first phone call one gets from Attorney General Jeff Sessions?
A: Because as he clearly stated about 30 times in his House Judiciary Committee testimony yesterday, he doesn’t recall.
Boiling Mad
We received this notice on our door this morning …
Flies On Washington Walls #57
The Sex Clams are Coming!
I see that even a local Alabama newspaper like the Times Daily in Florence, Alabama is covering the Roy Moore sex scandal with this headline story that I swear is real …
Mite Be Funny #39
I Will Miss Eating Weeds
This post is an excellent example of why details like grammar and spelling are so important. If the title had been “I Will Miss Eating Weed,” then you wouldn’t give it a second thought, and you may think that actually explains a lot of my rambling, nonsensical posts, along with the mite cartoons. But the word I used is the plural weeds, not the singular weed. Yes, I started eating weeds this summer.
Moore or Less?
If you haven’t been paying attention, Democrats are absolutely giddy over the latest accusations of child molestation that have been levied against Bible-thumping, Ten Commandments-loving, homosexual-hating Republican Senate candidate for Alabama Roy Moore. In case you have been watching Fox News where the top story is that Hillary Clinton is now selling the USA’s uranium out of the trunk of her car, here is a link to the Washington Post story that broke the news get you up to speed.
Some Democrats think that this will lead to a Senate victory in a couple weeks for Democratic Senate candidate Doug Jones in the special Alabama election. To those Democrats, I would say …
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 