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Donald Trump is Most Excellent …
NOT!
Wow, Trump is really channeling his inner Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar of Wayne’s World with one of his latest tweets …
From the tone and the style of the tweet, I think Garth more than Wayne. Take a look and judge for yourself …
Trump to End Elf on the Shelf in USA?
The Elf on the Shelf appears to be in danger of disappearing from the USA for Christmas 2017.
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C and D List Musicians on High Alert
It appears that Team Trump can’t entice any musicians to perform at Trump’s inauguration concert. Now I am sure that strong Trump supporters Kid Rock and Ted Nugent could be talked into performing, but even Team Trump may be wary about rolling out those maniacs that are a few notes short of a treble clef.
Scott Baio is a strong Trump supporter and did cut a self-titled album …
Hey, how about a smile Scott? Your guy won, kinda’. Maybe he’s sad about getting the same cold shoulder treatment as Giuliani, Gingrich & Christie, oh my. Best he has been offered is a junior administrative position at the Rwandan Embassy. Please take it Scott.
Baio’s follow-up album may generate a little more interest from the Trump camp …
Trump Blowing Up Twitter
Donald Trump is at it again with this ominous tweet …
One minute later, the world responded with this tweet …
Naughty or Nice?
In the spirit of Christmas, Donald Trump will name his 3 chins (if he gets the third one, fingers crossed!) after the 3 Wise Men in the Christmas story. The 3 Wise Men or Magi are commonly known as Gaspar, Balthasar and Melchior, per Armenian tradition.
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Belles Ringing for Trump
Donald Trump was thrilled when he arrived in Alabama for his Thank You Tour and was greeted by a bevy of southern belles.
Ambassador Kanye?
Are Democrats an Endangered Species?
I’m starting to get a little worried about the future for Democrats like myself.
Trump Tweets Thanks to Florida
Trump Tweets Hanukkah Greeting
Rick Perry Has Risen From The Grave
Or wherever he has been. God help us all, Rick Perry may be returning to public service, this time as Trump’s questionable choice as Secretary of the Department of Energy. Hey, isn’t that one of the government agencies that Rick Perry said he would eliminate during his Presidential run in 2012? Let’s check …
Prophetic Trump Tweet
I predict that a tweet eerily similar to this one will come from the Hirsute Cheeto some time before 11:30PM EST today.
Reich Replacement
Trump Offers Free College!
Taking a page from the Bernie Sanders book, Donald Trump is now offering a free college education, sort of. Trump has announced that Trump University will reopen immediately after his inauguration on January 20, 2017. This version of Trump U will not focus on making money in real estate, but will be all about “positive alignment with Trump values” and unlike normal Trump values, Trump U will be 100% free upfront. But there are a couple catches.
Carrier Deal Details Revealed
The recent Carrier deal that Donald Trump brokered has been decried by many. It just doesn’t seem to make sense. Well, we have gotten to the bottom of this deal, thanks to our relentless investigative reporting. It still doesn’t make sense, but we understand it better.
It turns out that the deal between Trump and Carrier includes more than just job and tax concessions. We have uncovered the juicy details that have been heretofore covered up.
Trump Tweets SNL
Sadly, this was a real tweet from Donald Trump over the weekend …
This is NOT one of my joke Trump tweets, although I have found people have a difficult time distinguishing between my joke Trump tweets and the real ones.
This is the tweet that I had hoped SNL would have fired back to Trump …
Romney Controls Gag Reflex at Trump Dinner
Mitt Romney had dinner with Donald Trump in NY, reportedly to discuss his fit as a candidate for Secretary of State within the Trump Cabinet. Romney was surprisingly able to control his gag reflex especially considering that there was only one item on the menu for him to eat.
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Trump Tweets Lesson About Black Friday
Autopsy of a Failed Joke
I really liked this joke Trump tweet I created especially for Thanksgiving …
I felt it was one of my best satirical pieces. I proudly posted it to this blog, linked to Facebook, sent it out via email to some non-social media friends and family, and then sat back and waited for the kudos to come pouring in. Instead, I spent time explaining, backtracking, and apologizing. What went wrong?
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 