Trump’s Golden Touch
Category: satire
More Leaks, so to speak
Inflated Egos, etc.
It’s no secret that Senator Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump don’t see eye to eye on all issues, like the Mexican wall and Russian hacking just to name two. It will be interesting to see if Republican lawmakers line up behind McConnell or Trump on some of these sticky issues. God bless The Onion for this photo-shopped (is it?) pic of Mitch McConnell inflating his throat pouch in a show of dominance over Congress.
That is an altered pic isn’t it, or have we just never seen McConnell inflate that sucker before? There is definitely plenty of loose skin under there, and inflated to the proper pressure, well who knows?
I wonder what will happen when McConnell and Trump do butt heads. The visual display of dominance could be stunning.
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Regurgitating Presidential History
No, this pic is not one of the numerous times that Barbara Bush tried to chloroform President George H W Bush. Yesterday marked the 25th anniversary of President Bush vomiting on the Japanese Prime Minister at the time, and this pic captured First Lady Babs Bush trying to minimize the massive spewage with a napkin. That worked about as well as you might imagine. If you are too young to remember this, or just want to relive a great moment in presidential history, you can watch it here with some added SNL footage at the end …
Of course, President Bush was embarrassed and contrite at his regurgitive faux pas, and the Japanese Prime Minister was as gracious as possible with a lap full of Bush chunks. This anniversary of a sitting President literally vomiting on a world leader would probably be forgotten if not for one thing.
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Repeal Appeal
Republican lawmakers are having some second thoughts about the bill they are constructing to repeal Obamacare, formally known as the Affordable Care Act that provides health care insurance at reasonable, subsidized rates, irrespective of pre-existing conditions to almost 30 million Americans.
They know that repealing Obamacare will leave these almost 30 million Americans without health insurance, and that will likely result in serious illness and probably deaths for many Americans.
But that is not what is troubling Republican lawmakers.
Count Trumpula
I spotted this pic over the New Year’s holiday weekend. It got me wondering if anyone has seen Eric Trump in daylight or his reflection in a mirror?
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Third Person Trump is Two Too Many
Recent Trump tweet, now in third person …
Can that possibly be a good sign? I can only imagine what’s coming next with Trump’s thin skin, maybe something like this?
One Trump is bad enough, but a third person Trump? Jimmy is getting nervous.
Blogger Sets Record Pace & Pays Price
Unbeknownst to me, it turns out that I am setting a record pace for blog posts in 2017, leading the way with more posts AND more stupidity per post than any other blogger in 2017. What a combo! But can I keep up the pace, and at what cost? My hands are definitely paying the price, with finger muscles spasming and contracting. Just take a look …
My finger muscles are contracting and convulsing, literally turning my fingers into tiny little stubs. Oh wait, turns out that is the wrong picture.
“Russian” to Wish You a Happy New Year
Donald Trump is Most Excellent …
NOT!
Wow, Trump is really channeling his inner Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar of Wayne’s World with one of his latest tweets …
From the tone and the style of the tweet, I think Garth more than Wayne. Take a look and judge for yourself …
Trump to End Elf on the Shelf in USA?
The Elf on the Shelf appears to be in danger of disappearing from the USA for Christmas 2017.
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It’s “Snow” Wonder Muslims Are Targeted
A group of Muslims went around Calgary neighborhoods on Christmas Day to clear snow from driveways and sidewalks, while leaving flowers and chocolates with the homeowners, according to this CBC News report …
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-muslims-christmas-gesture-1.3912551
From the picture, I can clearly see why anti-Muslim sentiment continues to be on the rise in Calgary.
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Naughty or Nice?
In the spirit of Christmas, Donald Trump will name his 3 chins (if he gets the third one, fingers crossed!) after the 3 Wise Men in the Christmas story. The 3 Wise Men or Magi are commonly known as Gaspar, Balthasar and Melchior, per Armenian tradition.
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That’s No First Lady; That’s Trump’s Wife
White House First Ladies have a history of doing some amazing things for people of this country and all over the world.
- Dolley Madison saved many American treasures from the White House before the British burned it in the War of 1812. She also made a great snack cake.
- Eleanor Roosevelt was instrumental in the formation of the United Nations.
- Betty Ford was a strong advocate for the Equal Rights Amendment, soon to be a former amendment if Team Trump has anything to say about it.
- Rosalynn Carter chose to advocate for mental health issues, although not well enough considering the recent election results.
- Laura Bush stayed married to a moron.
We now have the scoop on what First Lady Trump will promote, besides Ivanka’s new fall line.
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Belles Ringing for Trump
Donald Trump was thrilled when he arrived in Alabama for his Thank You Tour and was greeted by a bevy of southern belles.
Ambassador Kanye?
Are Democrats an Endangered Species?
I’m starting to get a little worried about the future for Democrats like myself.
Trump Tweets Thanks to Florida
Trump Tweets Hanukkah Greeting
Prophetic Trump Tweet
I predict that a tweet eerily similar to this one will come from the Hirsute Cheeto some time before 11:30PM EST today.
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 