Count Trumpula

eric-trump-vampire

I spotted this pic over the New Year’s holiday weekend. It got me wondering if anyone has seen Eric Trump in daylight or his reflection in a mirror?

The pale skin …

The dead, sunken eyes …

The slicked-back hair in a widow’s peak …

The carefully hidden, elongated, pointed incisors …

Geez, all this guy is missing is a cape and a coffin, or is he? Can someone follow him into Trump Tower and see if he sleeps in a box in the basement? The stakes are high on this one. Come to think of it, better bring a stake with you into the Trump Tower basement, and I’m not talking about a Trump steak.

And speaking of Trump branding opportunities …

eric-trump-vampire-chocula

No brainer here. Mmmm, chocolate deliciousness is definitely an improvement over  lifeless ghoulishness any day of the week.

 

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