Holiday Blogging Exhaustion

Here we are on the eleventh day of my Twelve Days of Blogging, and I’m exhausted. I think I even have a case of the blog sweats, although the sweating may be due to recent overeating or snow removal.

We got our first real snow of the season Tuesday with precipitation continuing into the night. It was light and fluffy and beautiful … at first. Who knew the temperature would rise overnight? By the time I got out to shovel at 10PM, it was raining and the snow was as heavy as and the consistency of wet cement. There was no way my snowblower could handle that, so I seriously considered my options as my middle daughter and I tackled the driveway with shovels.

This seemed like an easier option …

I’m not sure I can legally buy a flamethrower in Illinois. If I can’t, it’s good to know that I can make one using a Shop-Vac and gasoline. It’s easy. Take a look …

Maybe it’s for the best if I pass on the flamethrower. Inevitably, I would want to square off against my neighbor who owns a water cannon …

One day left of my Twelve Days of Blogging, so maybe I can squeeze in a blogless day on Saturday before a Happy New Year Mite Be Funny cartoon on Sunday that will also include a major announcement that will likely be a major disappointment to you all. You’re welcome!