Some bloggers make money off their blogs. I don’t know how to do that.
I see other blogs selling products. I don’t know how to do that.
I see other blogs plastered with advertising. I don’t know how to do that.
I see other blogs with affiliate links. I don’t know how to do that, and on top of that, I don’t know what affiliate links are. If they are anything like sausage links, I am willing to learn about them.
Despite my general lack of knowledge about blogging and specific lack of knowledge about making money off blogging, I have decided to monetize this blog in the only way I know how. I’ll take a hundred bucks to make this my last blog post ever. You know you want to be the one to shut this down. Make me an offer before I post again.