It was a valiant effort, but all it took was an administration complicit with energy and oil companies for the DAPL to be connected and flowing. According to this Associated Press tweet, the Dakota Access Pipeline is now full of oil under Lake Oahe.
The question is not whether or not the pipeline will leak. The question is where and when. I find the AP tweet sadly quite prophetic when it starts with “BREAKING.”
Sorry, this post is neither funny nor satirical. I wish.