I know, I’m rushing the season a bit, but today, more than any other day in the future, I want to be Groundhog Day. And I don’t want it to be the traditional February 2nd Groundhog Day. I want it to be this Groundhog Day …

I want this day to repeat over and over and over again, with Trump never taking office. I’ll take perpetual winter over the prospect of a Trump nuclear winter.