I spotted this pic over the New Year’s holiday weekend. It got me wondering if anyone has seen Eric Trump in daylight or his reflection in a mirror?
The pale skin …
The dead, sunken eyes …
The slicked-back hair in a widow’s peak …
The carefully hidden, elongated, pointed incisors …
Geez, all this guy is missing is a cape and a coffin, or is he? Can someone follow him into Trump Tower and see if he sleeps in a box in the basement? The stakes are high on this one. Come to think of it, better bring a stake with you into the Trump Tower basement, and I’m not talking about a Trump steak.
And speaking of Trump branding opportunities …
No brainer here. Mmmm, chocolate deliciousness is definitely an improvement over lifeless ghoulishness any day of the week.
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 