Don’t Read This Post – It’s Classified!

This is getting ridiculous. Classified documents have now been found in the home of former VP and current milquetoast Mike Pence. I’m shocked, especially after this …

I wonder exactly where they were discovered. Reports say in an unprotected area, so certainly not in Mother’s knickers. I find it interesting to see how Fox News is presenting visuals about the story of the Pence classified docs.

Wow, Pence has not aged well. Anyway, we all know what’s coming next – another Special Counsel named to investigate. I have a final question. How many Special Counsels being named does it take before they are no longer considered special?

Flies On Washington Walls #192 – Return of the Flies in a Multi-Panel Trump Inauguration Day Special

Continue reading “Flies On Washington Walls #192 – Return of the Flies in a Multi-Panel Trump Inauguration Day Special”

A New Cartoon? (God help us all)

That’s right, from the same mentally unstable creative team that gave you award-losing cartoons such as Mulch Ado About Nothing, Mite Be Funny, and the Pulitzer Prize-ignored Flies On Washington Walls comes a new cartoon called …

Flies On Mike Pence’s Head

Well, that didn’t go as planned. Maybe we’ll give the creative team their meds and rethink this while you enjoy a song.

Flies On Washington Walls #185 – The Buzz About the VP Debate

Flies On Washington Walls #177

FOWW #177a Kamala VP

 

FOWW #177b Kamala VP

Flies On Washington Walls #167 – Social Distancing Multi-Panel Edition

FOWW #167a social distancing

Continue reading “Flies On Washington Walls #167 – Social Distancing Multi-Panel Edition”

Flies On Washington Walls #166

FOWW #166 coronavirus

Don’t Look Back

In 1978, the band Boston was urging us to “Don’t Look Back.” However, recently I have been looking back because what’s behind me is more than what’s ahead of me. And I’m not referring to my fat ass. I’m taking about life. In 1978, I looked to my life ahead of me. In 2019, I do tend to reminisce a bit.

Recently, my elementary school was holding an all-alumni school reunion before it closed forever. I didn’t go, but after seeing on Facebook who went from my grade, I waxed a bit nostalgic. If only I had waxed my neck and shoulders before the reunion, maybe I would have gone.

But then, reality hit me in the face like a fish out of water. I think I’m mixing metaphors, but that allows me to use this gif …

fish in face.gif

I think I know what Boston was getting at back in ’78. I’ll explain.

Continue reading “Don’t Look Back”

Winnowing the Candidates – Part 1

There are already too many Democratic candidates for the 2020 Presidential race. So each month, I will reduce the field by one candidate through an announcement in this blog. If more keep joining the race, we may have to eliminate a candidate every two weeks. After my blog post, the candidate named in the post will be notified and expected to withdraw from the race. Maybe by the 2020 convention, we’ll have the field whittled down to a single, strong candidate to defeat Donald Trump in 2020.

The first candidate I am eliminating from the race is …

Continue reading “Winnowing the Candidates – Part 1”

An AOK MLK Day

I hope you had a good Dr. Martin Luther King Jr Day. I took some of the day off, and I hauled my 10 year old and her friend to an arcade where they could pretend they were somewhere else, anywhere else than with me, until it came time to recharge their gaming cards.

10 at d&b

Also today, Donald Trump and Mike Pence surprised everyone with an unscheduled visit to take a minute to lay a wreath at the memorial to Dr. Martin Luther King. That was it. A minute. No words. No service projects. One quick wreath. The house cartoonist for Mad Dog PAC, @repeat1968, offered up this cartoon on Twitter to perfectly memorialize the event.

Continue reading “An AOK MLK Day”

Pensive Pence

Pence vegas prayers

Monkey See, Monkey Do

First, apologies to monkeys. I did not want to drag you into the swamp called the Trump administration, but I was missing a title and that one seemed appropriate and did not require much thought.

By now, you may have seen this.

Pence water bottle.gif

I just wish Trump had also tried kissing Melania. Would Pence have tried, too? Probably not as Melania I am sure would have fended off Trump’s amorous attempt. She has been able to protect herself from less so far that we have seen …

Continue reading “Monkey See, Monkey Do”

If Only We Knew …

Hindsight always seems to be 20/20. No, not this kind of hindsight …

Hindsight

I’m talking about looking back and rethinking decisions. For example, take Hawaii, please …

Continue reading “If Only We Knew …”

Give the mass shooting victim in your life a better shot at heaven with Thoughts & Prayers from Republican leaders

Republican Thoughts and Prayers Funeral

Bet Your Ash

Mulvaney text

Flies On Washington Walls #88 – Special ‘Mike Pence Goes to the Olympics’ Multi-Panel Edition

FOWW #88 Greco Roman

Continue reading “Flies On Washington Walls #88 – Special ‘Mike Pence Goes to the Olympics’ Multi-Panel Edition”

Flies On Washington Walls #86

FOWW #86 Pence Olympics

Flies On Washington Walls #66

FOWW #66 Tax Bill

Flies On Washington Walls #55 – Special Indictment Multi-Panel Edition, etc.

FOWW #55a Manafort

Continue reading “Flies On Washington Walls #55 – Special Indictment Multi-Panel Edition, etc.”

Trump or Treat!

Just in time for Halloween, the http://www.donaldjtrump.com online store is hawking these ghoulish goodies …

Trump shop

Continue reading “Trump or Treat!”