The Christmas Babe is so innocent looking, and yet my Christmas Day shiner belies the innocence radiating from the Baby Jesus.
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Baby Jesus Gave Me A Black Eye on Christmas
Tag: humor
Jim Flanigan Panders Blog Followers
I love my blog followers. There we go, let the pandering begin. No seriously, I really do. (Way to ratchet up the pandering). No, I really mean it. I selectively post to Facebook because my Facebook friends just don’t get what I write. OK, I admit that my writing is not everyone’s cup of tea, but the fact that they take the satire I sometimes write for truth just blows my mind. So thank you for being able to discriminate between truth and absurdist writing.
Who Ate Chocolate Jesus?
While waiting in line at a local sweet shop, I could not take my eyes off their chocolate nativity for sale. Continue reading “Who Ate Chocolate Jesus?”
Lindsey Graham Leaves Race After Being Lapped
Isis Beat Magazine Issue Preview
Government Conspiracy Uncovered
Martin O’Malley’s Debate Agenda
Final Republican Debate … Thank God!
Director JJ Abrams Discusses New Star Wars Film
Salvation Army Declines NRA’s Offer
The NRA Foundation, the charitable arm of the National Rifle Association, has been rebuffed in it’s attempts to assist the Salvation Army in increasing donations by arming each Salvation Army bell ringer with the newly developed gunell.
Defeat Radical Trumpism
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Trump Tops Polls Again
Donald Trump leads the field of Republican presidential candidates once again according to the latest CBS News poll. After release of the poll, mental health professionals across the USA went to “Code Red” status which indicates a high probability that the USA may be declared insane.
Trump Tough on El Niño
The El Niño weather pattern has been making some people happy this fall with some needed wetter weather in California and warmer weather in the northern USA, but Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is not pleased. Trump expressed his displeasure at a recent campaign stop:
Elf on the Shelf to Unionize
The popular elves from The Elf on the Shelf fame have had it with working conditions and are organizing a union. Continue reading “Elf on the Shelf to Unionize”
Trump Trailing Cruz in Iowa
With recent polls showing Ted Cruz now leading Donald Trump in Iowa, Republican leadership is concerned that Trump may be desperate enough to start making outrageous claims.
Mistletoe Crisis Elicits No Response from Obama
Cheney Solidifies Position
Outdoor Art Center Open for the Season
The Flanigan Outdoor Center Of Craptacular Art (FOCOCA) is officially open from now until March 1st. Continue reading “Outdoor Art Center Open for the Season”
The American Flag on Facebook
I feel the need to explain to all those expecting to see the American flag superimposed over Facebook profile pictures after the San Bernadino mass shooting why they don’t and shouldn’t expect to. Continue reading “The American Flag on Facebook”
Meet the Trump Campaign Mascot
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 