I love my blog followers. There we go, let the pandering begin. No seriously, I really do. (Way to ratchet up the pandering). No, I really mean it. I selectively post to Facebook because my Facebook friends just don’t get what I write. OK, I admit that my writing is not everyone’s cup of tea, but the fact that they take the satire I sometimes write for truth just blows my mind. So thank you for being able to discriminate between truth and absurdist writing.
I like your blogs. I warned you in my “About Me” that I don’t typically follow blogs, but I do check in from time to time to see what you are writing. Some are funny, some inspirational, some thought-provoking, and some visually interesting. So I am notifying all my followers through this post that I plan to announce on New Year’s Eve my 2015 Follower Of The Year award winner. It would be hard to quantify the value of this award. Let’s just agree to call it priceless. I will link to the blogs of all nominees. I think there is some value in that, although I have to admit that I have no clue what that value would be.
So in less than 1 week, be prepared for an imaginary walk down my red carpet (NOT a euphemism!) to the awards show and a possible acceptance speech that you may want to start writing now.