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National News
After meeting with all the national news networks and major newspapers, the Trump team announced today that Breitbart will be America’s official source for news and propaganda for the next 4 years, or as long as the Fourth Reich lasts.
Trump’s Rules of Reasoning
I have spent the last couple days trying to understand the logic in this confusing Trump tweet …
Hooray! I am thrilled that Trump flip-flopped on his campaign position that he would NEVER settle this lawsuit, and that those harmed through his sham “school” will be properly compensated after all these years. I just can’t get past the logic Trump uses. Should I really be surprised?
What Happens in DC, Stays in DC
Well, it looks like Melania and Barron will stay in NY City and not move into the White House.
That news has spurred Donald Trump to place the following ad in the Washington Post for interns …
I’m Successful Like Trump!
So it turns out that recently, I am enjoying unparalleled success by following the lead of Donald Trump. Trump recently tweeted this great success …
Permit me to recap the profundity of this tweet.
Recycled Memes
Looking for a silver lining with the pending Trump administration, at least we can recycle some of the nonsensical memes generated during the Obama administration like this one.
Trump Causes Obama Hospitalization
President Obama was rushed to a DC area hospital after being found on his back in the Oval Office, reaching to the sky for help. It appears that Donald Trump is to blame.
Stop Saying Mike Pence Went Through Gay Conversion Therapy!
With all the lies spewed during this last Presidential campaign, we don’t need to spread another. The latest fabrication making the rounds is that Mike Pence successfully went through gay conversion therapy to save his marriage. It certainly appears obvious that Pence was hoping for much more than just an air peck on the cheek from Trump in this shot.
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On a Positive Trump Note …
Many of our fellow citizens today are understandably quite concerned with the Nazi-like group of key advisers that Trump is assembling. I prefer to look on the positive side.
Bannon to be Key Adviser to Trump
It’s not just that I view the addition of alt-right Steve Bannon of breitbart.com to Trump’s White House team as a bad thing.
Antichrist Issues Statement
In the aftermath of the Presidential election, the Antichrist has weighed in.
Irony Redefined
Payback will be a bitch. #NotMyPresident
#NotMyPresident
Trump Makes Last Minute Push for Minority Support
Trump Campaign Provides Proof of Rigged Election
The Trump campaign dropped a bombshell today with their latest proof of a rigged election.
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Trump TV Debuts … sort of
Maybe we have been given a glimpse into the future as the withering Trump Presidential campaign has launched a nightly Facebook Live 30 minute show. This may be a ghastly peek into what Trump TV will look like after the Orangetan gets clobbered in the November general election. The problem for the Trump team is not just the content, which so far is horrifying, although not any different than the normal Trump campaign speech or debate, but that there are hundreds of new Facebook Live shows launched daily that are similar in content.
Election Audibles
Although Eli Manning of the New York Giants later denied it, he was definitely caught on video calling a Trump audible during this weekend’s football game. Take a listen for yourself …
Pence Carves Out More Support
Republican Vice-Presidential Nominee Mike Pence recently made a campaign stop in Centerville, Ohio during their Pumpkin Festival.
Tooth or Dare?
The American Dental Association is making an unprecedented request to their member dentists across America … stay open late on Wednesday night.
Busy (but small) Hands
Donald Trump continues to draw huge crowds wherever he campaigns. At times, he likes to get into the crowd and meet his supporters up close and personal.
Trump’s Task
Donald Trump’s campaign slogan is Make America Great Again. While making a snack today, I stumbled across what I think his campaign is really all about.
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 